Life is like a rich meringue, and I'm diabetic, so I can't enjoy it ..." - Granny
"And who would believe you? A disgruntled employee with stolen, confidential documents? My lawyers would have a field day with you! They are the REAL sharks!" - Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
"How would you like to bite that in the butt, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?" - Lone Wolf McQuade
"Perfect. Broke another nail."
"Our Nano-bots were working overtime on THAT fight." - DOA: Dead Or Alive
"When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the line of darkness. Whether they are clean or not."
"The headless chicken can only know where he's been. He can't see where he's going."
"When the speeding melon hits the wall, it is Christmas for the crows." - Spiceworld
"There're sandwiches for tonight in here! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. It'll make our work easy. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY!"
"Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
"They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
"We need some time for some things to happen!"
Troll 2
"So you etherized his entire corporeal being? We have expended much, including the life of Fiona in order to make Klaaghu who is a Lazerene like myself into Kluduthu. Now, his entire corporeal being has been dissolved by an ancient and impractical weapon, and do you think you killed him?"
Millennium Crisis
